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Clear Socking it

Jearking off into a condom instead of a sock.
I caught my roomate clear socking it last night.
by thir yeth thir February 7, 2024
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Swiss Stocking

The residue left over after a cheese fucker is done fucking their cheese.
I didn’t know Jacque was into Camembert, I can smell his Swiss Stocking through his pants.
by SalaciousMonkey March 7, 2024
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Slop Socking

Slop socking is the action of sticking one’s tongue in a hole ripped into another person’s shoe.
ex. 1
“bro i tried slop socking this girl and it turns out she didn’t even have a foot fetish!”
ex. 2
“bro what’s wrong??”
“dude someone just gave me a mad slop socking”
“aw man that’s awful”
by randompseudonym2007 May 8, 2024
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Honey Socking

Literally meaning to fill your socks with honey and wear them like that for the day. However, it is used in slang to refer to sexual intercourse. Originating from the idea of hanging a sock on one's door, but in this instance the sock would be full of honey. Also, the idea of filling a sock with honey has certain sexual undertones.
To roommate: "Hey, me and my girlfriend are going to be Honey Socking later tonight, can you clear out?"
by Ambitious Gentleman March 4, 2026
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boot socking

Femboys and women commonly do “bootsocking” for stylish reasons. The act of folding socks over top of boots.
Addy loves bootsocking in her dirty cowboy boots before changing into her cheer shoes. She loves folding the top of her socks with her femboy friends before eating cock. Take top of sock and fold over top of boot “boot socking”.
by Wuhkie December 9, 2024
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the stocking stuffer

The sexual act of using a stocking akin to an inverted condom (i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device). Can be fun but does not act as proper contraception, please put "gift wrap" over your "present"!
My girl is about the stocking stuffer of her life this Christmas *winks seductively*.
by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024
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the stocking stuffer

The act of using a stocking as an inverted condom, i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device. Fun, but make not proper contraception. Please properly "wrap" your "present"!
My girl is about to get the stocking stuffer of her lift this Christmas. Sorry we can't hang bro.
by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024
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