card-swiped

The quintessential “got laid” sexual euphemism where the card is the penis and the credit card terminal (swiper) is the vagina.

Example: My wife got card-swiped by my best friend and now I’m the father of triplets.

card-swiped by Steve J November 26, 2005

Sniper 

A joint rolled so tight, after taking a hit you feel like you've been shot in the head.

"Dude, after smoking that sniper you rolled last night, I woke up in the bathtub."

Sniper by Denwarr September 5, 2016

IM snipe 

The act of messaging someone as soon as they log into AIM/ICQ etc.....

Man : "I got sniped when i logged in at work this morning, 4 messages in 5 seconds."

Other Man: 'IM snipe strikes again"

IM snipe by Kuze May 25, 2009

Pipe Sniper 

Invented by a military man named Terry Miles in 2008. Used to describe a closet homo sexual. That likes to look at other peoples penis, from a distance in the locker room. As not to be caught in the act. Much like a Sniper does.

"I caught Joe looking at my junk out of the corner of my eye again. He's such a Pipe Sniper"

Pipe Sniper by SPC Miles February 5, 2010

gunny snipes 

the most aggrovating sack of shit on the internet. dumbfuck assclown jackass

the only person dumb enough to get banned from my site is gunny snipes
you're annoying, but you're not gunny snipes
stop being lame, you're not gunny snipes

gunny snipes by QNet Posse April 18, 2004

Sniper Cock 

1)One who scopes out other mens cocks in the locker room after practice or games.

2) Shooting the puck off the post and in the net.

"Dude, look at the size of Kirbys cup"

"Easy there Sniper Cock"

Sniper Cock by wwjd91 November 11, 2009

gunny snipes 

A clueless, worthless, no-life loser who frequents irc chat channels, web forums, etc and annoys the shit out of everyone.

A Self-proclaimed Lamer.

You are such a gunny snipes.
That is so gunny snipes.
Who are you? a gunny snipes?

gunny snipes by D-503 April 16, 2004