vampire snacks

When a man eats out a woman when she is on her period.

Harry: Hey sammy can i eat you out?
Sammy: Yeah, but im on my period...
Harry:Thats okay i love VAMPIRE SNACKS.
Sammy: Great lets go!

by a l i a h h h February 4, 2008

Snacks

Sebastian aka. "Snacks" McTwinkies

Hey look here comes snacks!

by Not Sebastian maybe! March 20, 2003

snarkpit

Possibly the greastest website ever made, for mappers and anyone else whoes bothered.

"Did you see that new ultra leet feature of snarkpit.com the other day?"

by PurpleMonkey March 29, 2004

snarkmeister

Someone who is overwhelmingly snarky by nature.

Gary Clark is the ultimate snarkmeister, he feels compelled to make snarky comments at every turn.

by esqdahumpalot October 1, 2012

Snarkling

To lick the man's boys while stroking the shaft thus giving the appearance that one is snorkeling.

The lady almost drowned while snarkling her man.

by Gasser December 25, 2014

midget sharks

A shark ridden by randy midgets with the sole purpose of jumping Yan's bones.

Not to be confused with Oompa-Loompa husbands.

"Shit! The midget sharks are attacking Florida's shores! That Russian guy must be here!"

by S. December 6, 2004

Snark

Snark: (noun; can be used as adjective, snarky or verb, to snark/snarked )

1. Irritated verbal response to aggravating stimulus;

2. The experience of being in the mood to snark someone;

3. Having been subject to a snarking, or giving one oneself.

That LJ group sucks. All they ever do is snark at people for no reason.

Everyone\'s pissing me off today so I\'m in a realy snarky mood.

I can\'t believe that girl snarked me for supporting (insert political party)!

by RedCrow108 April 26, 2005