snack pants

To carry snacks in your pants pockets such as jello, pudding, chips, drinks etc.
1. Hey "snackpants" kick down with some beef jerky!
2. If your hungry, ask "snack pants" for somthing to eat.
by ben protas December 21, 2007
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turtle snack

this is when a man with an extremely tiny penis enters waist deep water and waves around his tiny pecker in an attempt to seduce a female or gay turtle into giving him head
Philly: yo have you seen Koop?

Ryan: no he's probably down at the pond turtle snacking again..

Philly: wow what a fag. He can never smoke blunts with us again!!
by spitzG563 June 20, 2014
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Tasty Snacks

Pouring cocaine on your balls and letting someone snort it off.
I'm gonna let that girl get some tasty snacks tonight!
by Michael Elder November 20, 2008
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scooby snack

The mixture of loose leaf chewing tobacco (such as Red Man or Beechnut) and any sort of chewing gum. The chewing gum keeps the snack together as you chew on it but still enjoy the taste and possible buzz of the tobacco. This little treat is what was, once thought to have inspired the writers of Scooby-Doo to make the Scooby Snack...this is most likely not true. What is true, is that this a delicious way to pass time.
Hey what do ya got in your mouth there? ...Just a lil' scooby snack
I'm in need of a scooby snack right now
by Please Use December 31, 2010
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drunky snacking

The act of gorging oneself on nutritionally deficient foodstuffs while in an intoxicated state. An ideal accompaniment to a brannigan and usually enacted by some pirate bobbing or by going to one of the ever present foodstalls along the route to ones house. Bonus points are awarded if the drunky snacking is done on the metre of a taxi one is later going to pull a runbun on.
Charlie Brown: Hey did you do any drunky snacking last night Rubble D?
Rubble D: Dag yo, I finished like 50 pounds of dirty underwear, still feeling the fibres in my teeth yo.
Charlie B: Thats wack
Rubble D: Wiggety Wack
Charlie B: No just regular type...
by The Snackmaster October 18, 2006
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snack bitch

Person in a group of stoners who is elected to retrieve snacks for the rest of the group. A snack bitch is required at times when certain individuals get the munchies and are too stoned to get their own snacks.

A snack bitch should either be the sober person in the group, or the person who is best at remaining cognizant while stoned.

The snack bitch is usually elected by the majority vote.
I'm too fucking stoned to make a sandwich. Can you be the snack bitch tonight?
by bumbleclot May 18, 2009
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Midnight Snack

The variety of "Snack" that you only see late night. Also known as a mistress or fuck buddy.
Jordan: Tiffany we can't tell my wife about this because you're my Midnight Snack.
by Schiff McGee May 17, 2018
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