smoo

Female ejaculatory liquid. Also used to refer to any sexual fluid.

He woke up covered in smoo

by Ubernick July 23, 2008

Smogon

A website which forces confused teenagers and unemployed young adults into working for free on a multimilionaire pyramid scheme, calling itself a "University". The way it was setup, it makes them believe they will be relevant in the future for publishing content and contributing to the pyramid scheme while they continuously pursuit for more status in the website. However, in the end of the day they never end up getting a single penny for it, and when they become too strong in the pyramid, they set them up with a ban, and this way the pyramid scheme keeps going forever and only giving real profits to the actual owners.
Also known as a popular breeding ground for pedophiles (moderators).

I hope my child doesn’t end up on Smogon!

by ooofaa January 28, 2022

cock smooch

One who is more interested in sealing the deal when trying to hook up and will do just about anything in his powers to achieve his goal as opposed to having a good time and getting wasted.

See (Insert Cock Smooch's Name Here) over there, it looks like he is drinking his beer, but he really isn't. What a fucking cock smooch.

by Rusty Gate May 13, 2005

smoobag

Something very cute that you want to spoon- spooning leads to forking

your such a smoobag

hey smoobag

by laurence wild September 22, 2007

smoochy woochy poochy

Another word for weed, Marijuana that will most likely get you beat up as a drug dealer.

Guy 1: Man you got the stuff?
Guy 2: Yeahh! I got that Smoochy Woochy Poochy man.
Guy 1: Dude wtf keep it low key.

by Unicornflufcupcakesprinklemagi November 28, 2018

cockelberry smoochound

One who exhibits great deals of ass-kissing. A slang term for one who is a cocksmoocher only more enthusiastic. Derived from the wiley cartoon character, "Huckelberry Hounddog".

Hey, cockelberry smoochound you look like a huge boner in that hat.

by Joes' April 21, 2008

Root Smoocher

Is a GAY man who loves big black dirty cock in his ass.

“ hey Jerome, I’m feeling like a good root smoochin in my ass right now”. Yes my nukka im giving you all 12” of my root smoocher

by Sappahire January 18, 2019