smocked

A generally degrading term used to describe when a person has made prearranged plans with someone and then fails to arrive for them.

We were supposed to tee off at 10. Where is Will? I think we've been smocked again.

by Miskatonix January 23, 2017

After Shit Shock

A.S.S. is a universal phenomenon that occurs directly after relieving yourself of a massive load. The effects of A.S.S. include suddenly not being able to walk after 3 steps, instant paralysis, and a burning sensation in the area of exit. Speculation on A.S.S. has lead to ideas that the effects may be due to the exit area attempting to close, the body is shocked after such a seating, or cheap mexican food.

After Chad had a violent encounter with his toilet he attempted to walk out of his restroom when an After Shit Shock *A.S.S* struck him dead in his tracks.

by GspotStimulator January 18, 2010

cock shock

A woman's brief loss of conciousness from having an unusually large penis enter her anus far more quickly and deeply than expected.

It was a difficult start but she loosened up considerably once cock-shock set in.

by Anthem March 18, 2003

Smocking Gun

The weapon of choice when smooting holes in your ability to communicate clearly

The lack of clarity in his smocking gun comments left many wondering "wtf is talking about?"

by The 2112 Hollilama December 11, 2018

Rock Shock

A variation to the standard shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink). The Rock shock incorporates the shocker and the Rock from the classic game rock, paper, scissor. You merely put the rock on top of the shock. This results in a 7 in the pink, 1 in the stink situation.

She took the shocker like a champ, so i hit her with the rock shock

by beye11 August 1, 2010

Spock Shock

A spock shock is performed by seperating the middle and ring finger while keeping the index and middle fingers together, as well as the ring and pinky fingers. After proper finger configuration, one inserts the the index/middle pair into the vagina while simultaneously inserting the ring/pinky pair into the anus. With a succusfull "spock shock", you should open of new world of pleasure for your mate, allowing her to live long... and prosper.

Judith: When Curt V. gives me the Spock Shock I GO INSANE with pleasure!

Dusty: Me too!

by Ralph Macchio November 19, 2004

shock jock

A radio broadcaster that discusses subject matter and/or use language that can be considered controversial and/or offensive to one or more social groups soley in an effort to get a reaction from one or more social groups.

Many have called Howard Stern a shock jock due to his constant discussions about lesbians, sex, and other controversial topics.

by F Jackie August 19, 2003