the shocker

2 in the pink 1 in the stink
In laymen's terms 2 in the vaginal opening 1 in the anal opening

" she went wild when i gave her the shocker "

by Anonymous June 7, 2003

9-volt Shocker

The act of using a 9 volt battery sparingly during oral sex on a woman. As to illicit same results of placing on tongue. Preferably a used battery from a smoke alarm or clock to avoid injury, also avoid continuous contact and utilize dot-dot-dash method. (I.e. da-da-da-da-da-dah-da-da, nickelodeon).

I did the 9-volt shocker on her last night and she liked it until she found out what it was and slapped the crap out of me.

by Big Jim 624 September 14, 2007

shockblocker

Similar to a cockblocker, the shockblocker is reserved for those attempting to block a lesbian hook-up. Although this hook-up may not really involve the shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)... it will definitely involve at least two fingers and not a cock, and so shockblocker is the most appropriate term.

I tried to hook up with her, but her friend was being such a shockblocker.

Stop being a shockblocker.

by Shanette August 23, 2007

slocklock

Some random bullshit.

Slocklock is never used

by Po365wer October 21, 2019

slocklock

Some random bullshit.

Slocklock isn’t used.

by Po365wer October 21, 2019

Shocked-it

Someone who makes an error in judgement.

Jeff leaves work early.
Paul shouts out just as Jeff leaves the building.
"Jeff you Shocked-it !"

by Jedd Smythe March 4, 2009

Shocker Muppet

individual who meets the definition of Muppet, but needs the extra stimulation of the shocker to wake the the fuck up.

"Tammy is such a dumb cunt"

"yep, she's a shocker muppet for sure"

by n0tU July 24, 2010