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Slippery Squid

Line up six violently aroused men with their legs spread out (while standing), and cover a girl in lard, or baby oil. The girls mission is to crawl between the mens legs backwards, and if she gets pregnant she loses.
The Slippery Squid is a game that promotes sex in a very graphical way, the sole purpose of The Slippery Squid is to ensure a female pregnancy so she can start a family.
by The Ass-sliging Fapper September 23, 2012
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Slippery whale

When a guy comes on a girl's back then walks away and gets a running start and slides on her back like a slip and slide.
Lauren's back hurt for a week after Mike gave her a slippery whale.
by Nicole December 7, 2004
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Slippery Slop

That is some nice Slippery Slop!
by CHeech June 29, 2003
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slippery lizard

When you are about to cum inside of her and you pull out and put your penis in a glass of milk and scream "that's the power if pinesol baby!"
"Wanna do a slippery lizard?"

"No. Never again"
by Hydra dreamer September 23, 2013
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slippery jesus

The action of cunnilingus, where the tongue is moved in a criss-cross motion/ A movement during cunnilingus where the tongue is used to mimic the cross of Christ.
Frat Boy 1- "ah dude I scored with this hot chick last night!"

Frat Boy 2- "Sweet man! Did you giver the old slippery Jesus?"

Frat boy 1- "You know I did, bro!"
by Jeiku_Sensei July 26, 2016
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slippery pig

In a team or pair... one person strips down and lubes up.. the rest of the team/other has to try and catch the 'Slippery Pig' ... winner mounts the pig.
by GDawg101 June 27, 2015
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slippery rhino

The act of running into someone whos bending over with a broom or other long stick on your head, the word originates from the military
Friend 1: hey johnny is bending over, lets slippery rhino him
Friend 2: sure, pass me that broomstick
by military bob February 26, 2014
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