Shexting

Texting while taking a shit.

Texter 1: I'm bored, what are you doing?

Texter 2: On the toilet..

Texter 1: Err, why?

Texter 2: I love shexting.

by DDFL June 8, 2011

Sexting

When someone sends someone else a naked/nude pictures.

Gary:Yeah me and Stacy were sexting last night.
Bob: Sweet.

by ScreamingSceneKings February 10, 2009

Amazonian Sleeping Bag

Its the same as a Hot Richard, except during the spoon position with the female party, when you are all cosey after savaging her beaten up gash, she queefs all over the man's tool. You will know when this is about to happen as the female vaginally inhales a pocket of air, which sounds like a sludgy sloppy vacuum cleaner put on reverse. The female will then commence to queef. It will make a similar sound to when you blow up a balloon and then let it go without tying it up. Ususally, and especieally after a session, a load of sludge and other offal from the walls of the female's minge will spew all over your unsuspecting dick and balls.

(1)
Man: oh no, oh no, oh no youuu don'....

Woman: (blubber squelch blubber blubber squelch)

Man:...'t... you filthy slut, you just gave me an Amazonian Sleeping Bag, and now my dick and balls are covered in sticky sludge...

(2)
Guy1: So, i had just smashed the shit out of this dirty slosh pot and was settling down to a cosey spoon, when suddenly the bitch queefed all over my first in command.

Guy2: She didn't did she!?

Guy1: Yes, she did, she gave me an Amazonian sleeping bag.

Guy2: Jesus christ! Are you ok?

by DerekBlazzo April 3, 2009

Skinny Sleeping

When one decides to embrace the act of sleeping naked.

Roey: I know you didn't sleep with belle!
Hillel: Nah dawg, I even tried skinny sleeping with her and she rejected that too!

by SkinnySleeper545 June 28, 2009

Sleeping cop

A speed bump.
(Sleeping cop was first coined in Japan)

Man, the bottom of my bumper got messed up from that sleeping cop.

by coonsterbobins December 11, 2010

Mexican Sleeping Bag

When a male masturbates with a burrito.

I caught Patrick giving himself a mexican sleeping bag when we came home from Chipotle.

by GeezLouise23 July 23, 2011

sexting

sexting is to talk to someone of the opposite sex abt how they will fuck u.

sexting for example:
boy: i wanna fuck u so bad
girl:how?
boy: first we would make out for 30 min
girl: then i would rub my boobs on ur back up and down
boy: then i would take ur pants off and ur undies(hopefully a thong)
girl:i would take ur pants off too andthen stroke ur big ass dick
boy: then i would stick my dick up ur ass then in ur mouth
girl:and i would lick it and u could cum in my mouth
boy: then i would take it out and start fucking u.
girl:i would moan and groan and have an orgasm
boy:while thts happening, i would grab and squeeze ur big boobs and ass.
girl:i wouldthen,while my orgasm is on,kiss u more
boy: then i would after we r done fucking each other,make u lick my dick and suck it more while i finger ur vagina and attempt to stick my hand up it to get u to hav an orgie in my hand.
girl: oooo i would enjoy tht!
boy: i would fuck u a little more and it would be awesome. we could do it everynight too. wen do we start?
girl: i can get a hotel booked for tonight at 12
boy: awesome meet u there cnt wait.

by michelle tonako April 14, 2010