A man who is tall and lean and takes care of personal appearance. He has a pot belly, probably from consuming too much bread or beer out of self comforting as a result of poor life or career decisions.
Like truck slut, but on the water. Doesn't actually own a jetski, just gets sloppy drunk on the lake and will put out if you give her a ride on your jetski.
Bro, look at that girl over there. She's such a skiskank.