ho, sit down

expression used to stymie someone who tries, and fails desperately, to gain attention (or to look "cool," intelligent or informed) by contributing poorly or unnecessarily to a discourse.

"that bitch is so clueless... she swears she's the shit, but really, she's so far behind she thinks she's ahead."
"i know. we all went out for sushi and she starts in on one of her spiels, about the history of wasabi and where to get the most 'authentic kind,' and i was just like: 'ho, sit down'"

by bluleggero August 30, 2009

HOE SIT DOWN

This phrase is a catchall solutary closing for any message. It can follow anything from an official CEO letter to a quick internet jibe.

It makes it so that you are definitive in your wording, and any detractors risk looking stupid to disagree with you.

You have no idea what you are talking about. George W. Bush is the worst president we've ever had.

HOE SIT DOWN!

by LokiDeCat August 10, 2006

atomic sit up

blindfolded, someone tries to do a sit up while holding the hands of someone else so they cant. little do they kno someone is bending over with thier ass out so when the person doing the situp lets go, they get a face full of browneye.

"Oh man, we gave jake teh BEST atomic sit up last night!"

by Matt Rup July 11, 2006

cold sit

In harness racing this is the position of the horse directly behind the leading horse against the inside running rail during the race. For most horses it is the preferred position to win from.

At the trots it is better for the horse you bet on to have the cold sit rather than the death seat.

by yorrick hunt January 27, 2008

Super Sit Up

A prank played by sports teams on new teamates where the new teamate is laying on the ground, and a towel is placed over top of their face. Then, secretly one member of their team pulls down their pants and crouches over top of the new teamate. The new teamate is then told to do 1 sit up. As soon as the victim starts to sit up, the towel is taken away from their face, and their face is shoved into the players ass.

Lance made the Chinese student do a super sit up.

by Jubulupu February 19, 2009

donald trump sit ups

Verb: To flop over in an unceremonious manner usually after consuming massive amounts of fast food.

Upon consuming two large pizzas, about all Bill had the energy for were some lazy donald trump sit ups.

by BostonRarr August 5, 2023

oh sit

A variant of "oh shit", "oh snap", or "oh dip". More truely a variant of oh shit, used in places where saying shit would be unacceptable, I.E. a classroom or public place. Is often said with a playful gangsta tone, being pronounced "Oh siht" having the T sound cut short.

Teacher: Tommy, you got a 64 on the exam.
Random Classmate: Oh sit son.

by SIXnop April 25, 2006