smear chucker

A person who throws around a lot of lies and bullshit about another person

That bitch is spreading lies about who I sleep with. She's a real smear chucker

by twistyoursister March 27, 2015

symear

A giraffe or any long necked animal

Look at that symear !

by SC30 July 22, 2015

Smear tactics

When a woman rubs her wet vagina all over her lovers face to entice them for sex.

Miss Joanne used smear tactics to get her man to give her falacio.

by E-man June 21, 2016

Simbared

When a male cums inside you, you get two fingers and grab the cum and stripe a bit down their forehead saying "simba"

We were having sex and I totally simbared him last night

by Sneakysnake66490 June 6, 2017

Smear Stain

A certain person or object that fits the criteria of both Smear and Stain.

As my eyes opened on a crisp an sunny winter day, I hoisted my legs out of bed and reached out for my jelly shoes which seemed an eternity away. I then proceeded to dress myself with a sparkly orange t-shirt and a pair of stripped trousers, I grabbed my hat and shoved it over my scalp to cover my tragic haircut. I then turned the knob and walked downstairs into the kitchen, when i had reached to kitchen I was shocked to find a lack of cereal. I am a huge fan of muesli and especially enjoy the muesli they sell in co-op as it has a nice crunch to it . Sadly all we had in the house was Crunchy Nut, to add to my misery in addition to not having muesli we had no semi skimmed milk only soya milk which is not refreshing and tastes a bit like a Smear Stain.

by DoctorPeterFile May 9, 2018

Smear Hole

A lousy piece of fecal matter.

Man, Dwayne is acting like a real smear hole at work today!

by Larkraider May 20, 2018

Smearing Cookies

A term used to describe the sexual act undercover lesbians partake in behind their boyfriend’s back. When one scummy butch vagina wraps it’s creamy lips around another secret lesbians crotch flaps and with deep quiet panting produces a creamy smear similar to the filling of an Oreo cookie. Beware: these movements may produce a slight “pbbbfft” noise and may smell similar to opening a fresh jar of pickles.

“Yo have you seen Brae lately? Yeah last I heard she was sucking D for heroin and smearing cookies with that gypsy chick behind the dumpster at Circle K in Fountain Hills”

by Phil Shtick June 8, 2018