Shit feels

When you and your bestfriend have to shit at the same time

Person 1. Hey I have to shit

Person 2. OMG SO DO I
Person 3. SHIT FEELS!!

by RylinNelsontherapist69 June 11, 2019

shit tsunami

A series of negative events that come upon you either all at once or in rapid succession.

Man, last week I lost my job, my dog was hit by a car and my girlfriend left me. It was a real shit tsunami.

by Happy Gringo July 20, 2020

to shit on

to take advantage of, to manipulate, to insult, to demoralize.

He said you're ugly, he shitted on you.

He stole your sandwich, man, he shitted on you.

He had sex with your girlfriend, how are you going to let him shit on you like that?

by Young MLA, the Don April 18, 2005

holy shit bars

The handles found near the top right of the side windows in most cars. Held onto when doing mad donuts or when off-roading.

Might want to grab onto the holy shit bars for this one.

by Tylosis August 14, 2006

onion shit

When you've wiped 10+ times and it's still leaving a trace.

Guy 1 : I've just had one of those dumps when the wiping was never ending.
Guy 2 : You mean an onion shit. It's like peeling layers off an onion.

by tnyflgs November 16, 2013

Fuck shit around

Let’s just do something to waste time, Doing nothing. (The credit goes to Parsa)

Yo Karl, Let’s go outside fuck shit around.
Ayooo, I’m tired. Let’s go fuck shit around in the mall.

by Datboiprs September 29, 2018

flipping a shit

To get estremely excited, upset, or angry. Basically a more inappropriate way of saying "flipping out".

When my dad found out I scratched his car, he flipped a shit.

My girlfiend was flipping a shit yesterday when I came back late from work.

I heard Blink on the radio yesterday. I was flipping shits all over the place.

by starstarfairy September 1, 2009