Shits Gay

When shits is gay.

Someone says do you want to do something and you dont want to so you say: Shits Gay

by PizzaManLeon August 6, 2019

Lonely Shits

Generally happens in random nature settings when it gets really quiet, and that shit feeling hits you. Usually can't talk yourself out of it either.

Pete had just settled himself by the creek bank when the crickets stopped chirping and the lonely shits got to him. Situation was made worse when there were no leaves to cleanse his mangled ass hair of dingleberries.

by Jakeua06 October 20, 2009

I’ve got the shits

(1) A condition in which faeces are discharged from the bowels frequently and in a liquid form.

(2) When a person has explosive diarrhoea.

“Ohh Janet Quick Open Door T’Bog I Think I’ve Got The Shits”

by Shitter001 April 11, 2019

two shits

Something that a lot of people refuse to give.

Person: "I could give two shits.."

Me: "But you won't, huh?"

Person: "Nope!"

by Forever Remain October 30, 2008

tobasco shits

Flaming diarrhea that burns like hell and leaves your asshole feeling like you shit out shards of glass covered with tobasco sauce

My asshole hurts cause I got the tobasco shits

by p00 July 16, 2006

Guinness shits

When ya drink a pint of the beauty elixir and spend your next 2 years on the toilet

Person 1: Have you seen Tommy? Haven’t heard from him in ages
Person 2: Oh Tommy? Oh man, he’s got the Guinness shits
Person 1: oh fuck rip him then

by Smartass Irish Bitch May 3, 2018

Shits Different

When one drinks, smokes weed, or does another type of drug and is just beginning to feel the affects of the substance. And your surroundings start to appear different but you cant describe whats different about them.

Yo I only took two hits off that blunt and Shits Different already

by Camp3r August 6, 2010