ryan sheckler

a whiney little bitch-boy. that whines about his about his dumbass fuckin' problems that noone gives a shit about because he is a " whiney white trash who shits purple twinkies and sucks a dick like there is no tommorow

ryan sheckler needs to save everyone from countless hours of torture and shut the hell up!

by the gentlemen thief November 10, 2009

Shrek

Perhaps the greatest anime ever created. Second only to Corey in the House.

Dude, Shrek is the greatest anime ever!

by Diggity rang rang February 19, 2018

mrs.shrek

often defined as a woman who resembles the main character from the movie SHREK.. the female is usually accompanied with dull features, yelowish teeth,rubbery wrinkly skin, a harsh voice and a pyschotic smile that make you want to die inside
..she will usually be wearing random/see through clothing and tends to wear glasses and have short greyish hair..

Cat:"did you have that supply teacher yesterday for parenting?"
Jane:" ewww yes wasn't she totally a Mrs.Shrek??"

by luv2dance May 2, 2008

Shreked

The act of making love to someone, then immediately leaving afterwards to watch Shrek.

Guy 1: "Did you stay at her house last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, I totally Shreked her!"

by happyscadums December 8, 2017

watchin shrek

A term used between guys, code for wacking off

Guy 1 :"Hey man watd u do all weekend?"
Guy 2 :"My mom was in New York all weekend so i spent the time watchin shrek"
Guy 1: "Nice Bro"
Dumb Bitch: "Who the fuck still watches shrek"

by The Infamous Lewski, yeah thats rite its me August 10, 2006

Lady shrek

A girl that looks like the female version of Shrek.

"Dude, that's nasty. His girlfriend is a Lady Shrek."

by DWeez May 2, 2008

shrek

Someone who is so fucking ugly, they can only be looked at in the dark.

Holy shit, it's daylight and Shrek is heading this way, run for your fucking lives.

by S. Dogg September 16, 2005