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shotgun status 

A social network "status posting" which blasts all its readers with a personal attack, used instead of a personal posting or inbox message to the intended receiver.
A shotgun status post, and its commentary looks something like:

Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!

Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...
shotgun status by cyberswaggie July 11, 2011

shotgun rodeo

A dangerous sexual act in which a woman proceeds to ride a man like a bucking bronco "shotgun" while he operates a motor vehicle
I need you to come get us from jail, the law frowns up the shotgun rodeo apparently
shotgun rodeo by Catty Pants June 3, 2014

shotgun selfie

to take a selfie while shotgunning a beer
bet you $5 you cant do a shotgun selfie, pics or it didnt happen dont drop your phone lol

SHOTGUN KNEES 

SHOTGUN KNEES are used by MemeLords who play League of Legends and watch BrickyOrchid8 to completely destroy and humiliat the enemy. It is a meme created by Lord Brick Sensei in his ,,So you want to Main Urgot" video. It goes hand in hand with a greenisch screen and ear rape when used right.
I used my SHOTGUN KNEES to slaughter my enemy .
SHOTGUN KNEES by NaFeTs34 October 16, 2017

Shotgun Shells 

There was mad shotgun shells on the ground after last nights party.
Shotgun Shells by PattyDubs November 25, 2017

Shotgun cum 

Shotgun cum is when a man cums in a girls mouth without warning
I was sucking off Darry then he Shotgun Cum me!
Shotgun cum by FosterHump July 7, 2018