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static shocker

The act of generating static electricity, by shuffling one's feet on a carpet for example, then discharging the electricity to a woman's privates via the shocker for an extra tingle.
Beth: "I was psyched for the shocker last night, but Joe really blew me away with the static shocker.
Cindy: "Static shock! Whoop whoop!"
by Papa Tiempo September 5, 2009
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The Shocker

The stupid goddamn name that a couple of '14s are trying to propagate as the new term for 53 Commons, otherwise known as FoCo.
I call FoCo 'the Shocker' because I like to show my peers that I am a truly naive pubefuck.
by The Dartmooooose January 17, 2011
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the shocker

The insertion of multiple fingers into a womans body, plus the rubbing of the clitoris. Also reffered to as Two in the pink, one in the stink, and one to command the clit.
I gave some random bitch the shocker last night, she said noone commanded her clit like that before. SCORE!
by Jake Fischer April 22, 2005
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The shocker

by spdemn May 17, 2004
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the shocker

It's actually...

One for the stink, two for the pink, and one to pet the mink.
Kasha was looking good in the hall, so I pulled out the shocker squad badge, and went to work
by Dr. Billl November 6, 2006
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Sure Shocker

A reverse shocker. two in the stink, and one in the pink (or pink (pinky) in the pink).
I gave her the "sure shocker"!
by Johnny Thrust of CCN September 3, 2011
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Blow Job Shocker

A Blow Job Shocker is when somebody has a right mare, an absolute shocker.
Oh dear, oh dear, hes had a right blow job shocker.
by Salsa GI May 7, 2003
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