Shmenk

The act of a man hitting another man in the face with his male genitalia and the man hit with the penis in the face enjoying it

“I want to shmenk you” he says to his boyfriend

“I want you to Shmenk me” the boyfriend says to his boyfriend

by Jumpingdefiner March 26, 2026

Shvent

Expressing oneself via a combination of sharing and venting... aka to shvent, or shventing.

Thank you for letting me shvent.

by TheRocOracle July 17, 2025

Shent

Famous, but low key everyone pretends they don't know who they are

Who do you think you are? We've never even heard about you before, you are just shent

by BigBallaB0$$ June 11, 2025

Shmertty

Big dick. Bigger ego.

Shmertty is a jerk off

by 1234572737374 December 12, 2025

Shmetted

Absolutely wrecked, destroyed, done for.

Kyle: what happened to Andy?

DMoe: he got shmetted…
Kyle: How bad ??

Sam: He got absolutely shmothed

Kyle: damn slime….

by Ran2ccio December 19, 2025

Healthy shmelthy

When you shit and no matter how much you wipe, your ass is still shitty.

This morning i had a Healthy shmelthy and needed a manpon.

by Dr. Ratfuck February 7, 2012

Mexican shmeat meat

To be Mexican and have a small penis

Noe has a Mexican shmeat meat

by Sarakarenjanicegabby May 7, 2017