Smegma

Knob cheese

Hey Ben , you need to clean your smegma

by Matts forehead December 22, 2019

Smegmaplant

An egg plant with a smug face that's covered in smegma

The Smegmaplant may be put on the list of the most offensive things I've had the displeasure of thinking about

by TheBigTaco July 9, 2020

Smegma

A play on words, very funny

"Hey Did You Hear of Smegma?"
"What the fuck is Smegma?"
"Smegma ass lmao"

by ShrekWes69 September 27, 2020

Smegma

Butter between the folds of the labia majora and/or minora.

This smegma looks like butter between my lips

by Trailsister October 31, 2020

smegmasexual

A person who is attracted to smegma.

Chris Polard is smegmasexual, he enjoys topping his Caesar salad with a sprinkle of smegma.

by Cdt411 May 27, 2021

smegma

a word first found on a garfield t shirt from a cheap website. it means the fluids that build up under your foreskin.

"if i get circumcised, where will i keep my smegma?"

by allan the cakeman June 10, 2021

Schmegma

Taint mold; a build up of used up skin cells that collect the dirty sex smell and froth like yeast compared textured looking gunk ( most of the time containing flour particles from dough balls while making pizza for a living) that builds up in the depths of the groin in nymphos who don't have time to shower between sessions

Dude, this schmegma is starting to smell and get sticky under my balls

by StuckMojo113 June 12, 2021