shlumped

when you meant to type slumped for being tired but forgot how to spell it so you type shlumped.

buddy posted joey asleep and meant to say slumped but said shlumped instead.

by ADAMLOVESCANDY July 2, 2021

sHlumped

When you’re so fucked you’re sHlumped

Purple you’re fuckin sHlumped there’s no dobermans in the fucking truck that’s a headrest.

by Chefboylt April 4, 2022

Shlumpus

Shlumpus is the coolest guy you will find on the internet. He has a YouTube channel with more than 300 subscribers and almost 100,000 views. And just look at this guys profile photo!

Shlumpus is the best guy on the planet and you should go support his YouTube channel.

Oh damn, Shlumpus lookin' THICK!

Aw shit. Shlumpus hasn't posted in more than a week?!

by Shlumpus7 June 28, 2022

Shlumpy

Catchphrase when a couple is caught lacking in public

"Shlumpyyyyyy hahahaha"

by king of shlumpyland April 26, 2023

shlumptus

When somethin is shlumpy but with a tus

There is mad shlumptus on my cock

by Voxenfree June 17, 2023

shlumperdink

(noun) The phenomenon of when you see someone walking towards you, so you walk to the right to avoid them, but they also walk to the right, so you step to the left, and they do the same, and so on.
Originally used by cartoonist Stephan Pastis

"I was in a shlumperdink for like three hours yesterday"

by Frogfisherman07 October 12, 2023

ShlupDuck

variation of ShlupQuack

created by me

hey, that ShlupDuck is similar to ShlupQuack.

by Denmark October 8, 2004