Knee Slapper

When someones penis is so big that it slaps the inside of their knees when they walk.

What size condom would you like?

Let's just say it's a knee slapper.

by Erak22 September 27, 2009

cock slapper

some one who likes to pin people down and make them feel the raff of their penis(also known as a schlong), they use a slightly hard swinging moshion like a whip to like a not very nice red mark, then the cock slappers tradition is to tell every one and then do it again for the hell of it

are you a cock slapper mr?
its the cock slapper of the day
is that the red mark of a cock slapper

by glennnn elliott August 2, 2006

Slapper

Adj. a song that you love; like

“This song slaps” “What a slapper of a song” “That song they played at the party yesterday slapped”

by tyehdgxid April 22, 2019

Slapper

A hoe. A girl that will do anything with u for nothhing.

That Slapper gave him head at the party last night.

by Will December 9, 2002

face like a slapped arse

Face contorted in displeasure or annoyance, resulting in a less than flattering look.

Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

Schlapped

To feel heavy effects of nicotine use, such as sweating, lightheadedness, dizziness and euphoria.

"Man that stogie got me soooo schlapped!!!"

by Mr.Sassafras May 17, 2016

shlong slapper

a joke so funny you have to slap in or around your shlongin, similar to a cunt slapper

"that was a real shlong slapper"

by say from mtv news October 28, 2007