Grocery Shopping 

Shopping that happens when you finally get tired of eating crackers and/or are out of soap. May involve searching for the mustard, since it isn't next to the ketchup, until you find mustard next to the hot dogs or something else equally logical.

My girlfriend always asks me to go grocery shopping with her but it's a really annoying way to spend time.

Grocery Shopping by prinnyfan April 8, 2009

lawn shopping 

taking lawn ornaments such as statues, garden balls, signs, and other decorations from people's yards late at night

My immature friends and I go lawn shopping every weekend and drive around breaking the shit we steal.

lawn shopping by brankmank December 31, 2003

Shapping 

The act of masturbation while simultaneously taking a shit.

Leroy, you've been in there for 20 minutes. What, are you shapping?

Shapping by Rozma December 6, 2012

shopping trolley dog

A dog.
In a shopping trolley.
Goes by the name of Shopping Trolley Dog
Long lost relative of Catface (see also: Shopping Trolley Dingo (evil Aussie twin, mate.))

"your mum's just shopping trolley dog in a wig"
"can i have the number for shopping trolley dog please? i have one phonecall. i will speak only to shopping trolley dog."
Q: What's your dog called? : A: Shopping Trolley Dog
Q: Why did the dog get in the shopping trolley? : A: Because he's Shopping Trolley Dog
Q: Can you spot the doggy difference? : A: No. Where the scooby-doo is my effin' shopping trolley?

shopping trolley dog by massive bender October 14, 2007

Slipping Through The Cracks 

Getting through a particularly difficult situation without getting caught or suffering the consequences that most others suffer.

Johnny slipped through the cracks during basic training due to how quiet and clever he was.

The police caught up everyone in the group except Gary because he is damn good at slipping through the cracks.

Slipping Through The Cracks by BravoSierra June 1, 2011

norwegian shopping 

Two women, during a shopping trip, continuously duck into fitting rooms, restrooms, etc, to "sample carpets".

The next time Birget and I go norwegian shopping, I must remember to bring some dental floss.

norwegian shopping by zoepan December 7, 2004

skipping memory

when you are trying really hard to remember something, like when someone said something or if its something that happened, and you can remember up to it, and past it but can't seem to remember exactly it.

"Remember last year at band camp when we hung out",
"no, im skipping memory right now i cant remember"f

skipping memory by perch1987654321 August 14, 2007