Dick shifter

A guy, who no matter where he is, will adjust his dick as if he is driving a stick shift rally car.

That guy in the hall is a real dick shifter

by Sharboyhohahha October 3, 2017

The Shitz Carlton

Euphemism for a plush, posh or high end restroom. A fancy shitter. Such that you find at an upscale hotel, restaurant or office building. Not your local gas station crapper or rest stop facility.

Pull over. I gotta shit. Ok. Next rest stop is 2 Miles. Rest stop? Are you kidding me, I only pinch my loaves in a Shitz Carlton. Find a hotel and stop there.

I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Back seat shifting

Back seat shifting, to get or give a hand job in the back seat of a car.

See: Paris Hilton shifting in the back seat of a '68 Camaro.
... for fucks sake, Back seat shifting.

by Louis_Cali July 31, 2007

shitzle

A poo which is frozen and is hangin by a single butt hair from your anus.

WOW!!!Look at that shitzle hanging from that Jesse kid over there!!!!

by Caesar February 19, 2004

morning shift

To take a dump in the morning.

I'm working the morning shift today.

by trappy76 June 17, 2009

make shift

an alternative to actually puchasing something. made from anything at hand.

the bong made from a juice box was make shift as it used items meant for another purpose

by scroogle September 9, 2003

shape shifter

A human who can take on other shapes usually in the animal family, like dogs, wolves, tigers, etc.

Sam, a shape shifter, changed form into a dog to save Sookie from being killed by Rene. (characters from True Blood)

by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009