shank man

A fictional being found in the woods surrounding Newquay Holiday Park. He wears a bloody shirt and wears joggers 3 sizes too big. Also goes by the nickname if Shanky

Oh no! Ive just seen SHANK MAN in the woods!

by TheGuy736291 November 1, 2018

Ice shank

An amazing instrument made to poke a person until he stops moving. It has the perk to be left with the person you stabbed and person is then kind enough to melt the weapon with his own blood and gore, as to not incriminate you.

The fucker melted my ice shank! Now I can't use it again.

by Awesomesauce Productions February 26, 2015

Mouth Shanked

The effect of biting into a tortilla chip and having the vertex/vertices pierce the lining of the soft tissue/gums in the mouth.

Willy bit into the tortilla chip and it mouth shanked him in the gum.

by BoomDaddy2173 December 30, 2018

E-shank

The internet equivalent of being shanked.

I e-shanked Bob because he was being a jerk.

by eshankhank August 30, 2009

Italian shank

the act of which a girl is spanked with a wooden spoon

"yo she was mad hyphy so i gave her the italian shank and she loved it"

by Truth March 14, 2005

shank

nigger stabbing.

last night i shanked a bitch.

by MauraBtchMonster February 19, 2009

shank

To masturbate and defacate at the same time. The word originates from an amalgamation of the words "shit" and "wank".

Guy 1:"Dude have you ever had a shank?"
Guy 2:"No, man that's disgusting!"
Guy 1:"You should seriously try it, it feels great!"

by peteybobs July 16, 2007