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SCROTUS

The area between the ball bag and the starfish. Regarding humans it's called the perineum. This region for whiskered clams is also the perineum...but cannot be classified as scrotus due to the lack of a yamsack being present. Both standard biological genders may also use the word taint to describe this area. If the human has no gender then they have no perineum to speak of.
Billy demolished his scrotus when he made an error performing on the balance beam.
by Yamsack October 11, 2022
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SCROTUS

Da "organ of origin" of Monica Blewinsky's infamous dress-stain --- i.e., Slick Willie's man-milk sack dat produced da messy white stuff dat Miss Luscious-Smoochy-Lips sucked out of him.
Da POTUS SCROTUS scandal was so complicated and sensational dat it took a ruling by da SCOTUS to finally quiet things down.
by QuacksO January 27, 2023
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SCROTUS

“So-called ruler of the United States

Also because President Biden resembles a shriveled set of male genitalia, especially around eyes.
“SCROTUS finally visited East Palestine, OH a year after the area was polluted by our weakened infrastructure which he was supposed to “build back better” but instead sent all our money to his son’s former employer in Ukraine and war profiteers. He the same to Americans in Maui, while putting up illegal migrants in hotels with food budgets Americans don’t get.
by God.Family.Country February 20, 2024
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Scrotemaxxing

The act of pounding your scrotum until hard and calloused.
Man 1: Whats with all the yelling from in there?
Man 2: Oh that’s just Terry, he’s only one week into scrotemaxxing, no pain no gain amirite?
by ShrekLover69420 March 19, 2024
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Scrote sock

A scrote sock is a sock or look alike in which you use to warm up your pee-pee when it’s cold.
Person A “Lately my pee-pee’s been feeling rather cold and I don’t know what to do

Person B “You could use a scrote sock”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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scroted

When someone pulls off something so wild, brave, or just straight-up legendary that they’ve clearly got massive balls and are borderline GOAT status.
"Bro walked into the board meeting, called out the CEO, and got the whole team a raise. Straight-up scroted."
"She hit that last-second shot like it was nothing. Scroted behavior, for real."
by coffee_glizzler December 11, 2024
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Scrotosecond

The amount of time that getting kicked in the scrotum is pleasurable.
I walked into the party, noticed it was all men inside, and it took me precisely one scrotosecond to dip, searching for greener pastures.
by Scroteus Maximus March 14, 2025
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