Scratcherbating

The act of scratching yourself in a way that feels orgasmic.

I scratched the bug-bite so well that it felt like I was scratcherbating.

by River G Phoenix August 10, 2025

Speechers

A group of people who talk a whole lot of bullshit.

"Katie and her friends became speechers when they mentioned the size."

by A Knight of Shovels November 17, 2025

ass-scratcher

The nth level of "ho-hum". That which will bore you to tears.

Yeah, that book of poetry...Leaves of Grass, I think...you know...the one President Clinton gave Monica...I read it in a post grad humanities course....what an ass-scratcher.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

ear scruncher sniffer

When you root someones mum in the ear

i shoved my tallyhoo in e's mum's ear this arvo good that was a good ear scruncher sniffer

by ilovee'smum October 3, 2008

Scrotum Scruncher

A person who squeezes/crunch's and/or blends there nut sack or a sleeping person's Nutt Sack

That Mother Fucking Scrotum Scruncher Blended My Nutts Last Night, FUCK!

by xxxYomomma69xxx July 23, 2009

flat-screener

Slang term for a modern, flat-screen LCD television set.

I just ordered an awesome fifty-inch flat-screener from Amazon.

by Warren Daniels December 16, 2013

Skun Scratcher

A hand made tool used to scrape the residue out of the stem of a skunnie,slang for meth pipe,so it can be smoked again

I gotta find or make a skun scratcher so I can finish,what's left in the skunnie and shut it down an sleep awhile

by F.L.A.W. EN July 12, 2016