Scorpio

The definition of the zodiac sign scorpio is a crackhead.

“Man you’re dating a scorpio? Might as well date a crackhead”

by Lazyriver9899 August 31, 2023

Scorpio

One Mysterious MotherF*cker....
With Eyes Deep As Balls
That'll Make U Freeze Or Melt

Sex With Them
Is A Haunting Experience
Guaranteed To Leave You Obsessed

Can Carry

A Whole Conversation
By Themselves

Because They're Very
Charismatic & Sarcastic
At The Same Time

They Got A Dry Sense Of Humor
But Their Sexy Voice

Makes Up For It

& A ShitLoad

Of Comebacks

Will Point Out Ur Flaws
Like They're Ordering Food

Gurl #1

Ugh Scorpios Are So Hot
Like why r they even
part of the water sign group

Gurl 2

Because They'll Get U
Super Wet Duh

Gurl 3

I Heard They Got Really Big "Stingers" ;)

by TexasTroublemaker October 8, 2023

scorpion Diana

Diana as a scorpion is very smart and cunning. She loves her family and friends. She walks with faith and confidence. Her greatest trait is walking away from drama. She does not care about politics or kissing ass. She is invincible and when she loves she loves hard. Her life is simple and never lives above her salary. She is harsh when she says no and believes in NO requires no explanation. She admires true sincere and friends with integrity. What goes around comes around, therefore, she sits back and watches Karma take its course. Revenge is no longer important to her. Diana has learned that we all end up in the same place! 6 FT under and you can’t take your material things with you. A true scorpion Diana admires true talent and knows that being powerful is lady strength. Challenges are looked upon as a lesson to learn. Scorpion Diana is always a leader. She will fix your crown and keep it to herself. Think gently about shaking the world! “Gandhi” she is beautiful inside & out. She is brutally honest. She has integrity. She picks & chooses her battles. She is strong and loves deeply. A scorpion Diana is definitely a must have friend. Always thinking like a queen, for she protects her king! A Scorpio Diana will be admired for surviving the traps that were set up for her, she is not curious and happiness is her ultimate goal. All the good Scorpio Diana are definitely a little crazy!

Scorpion Diana loves life!

by Scorp101 February 5, 2024

scorpion style

Fucking you while your hands and feet are tied together and your mouth has duck tape on it

Yo I railed this girl last night and we were getting so freaky we had to do scorpion style

by That nigga from the j February 24, 2025

Scorpio

Scorpio is a very quiet and introvert girl/boy, they are gorgeous and might make you jealous, their brainpower is absolutely insane and are very very loyal once you get to their good side. But if you try to cheat on them or do anything bad at them, they WILL seek revenge, it’s either going to real life hell or be loyal, there’s no in between. They have stunning eyes that will make you mesmerized, they are effortlessly beautiful/handsome

They don’t call for attention, their beauty simply demands it!

Scorpio: how do know that I’m a Scorpio?
Guy: because your gorgeous

by Black glasses are cool February 25, 2025

Scorpio

Comes with third leg and money

A Scorpio (person)born from Oct 23rd-Nov 21st who has 2 legs and a third one in the middle and four pockets full of money

by Scorpio meaning March 17, 2025

Scorpion

A strange game middle school kids played in 2015 when you look like you are about to arm wrestle someone but instead you dig your nails as hard as you can into the side of your opponents thumb

“Did you see Calvin’s hand? Its all bandaged up.”

“Yeah, he played scorpion with Jordan and ended up bleeding everywhere.”

by Sleepyliz May 1, 2025