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swinging dicks

Males that travel in packs, all of which are (manwhores) male sluts. They all dress extremely well and wear designer aftershave lotions. Jeans are usually tight fitting,and show off their caboose. Sometimes other friends wonder if the swinging dicks are possibly bi-sexual, because the swinging dicks have no emotional ties to women. This could make it possible for the swinging dicks to take it up the ass.
"Look Lyn, there's Brian. It looks like those jeans could be a bit uncomfortable, and I can smell him all the way over here."
"Well Di, he is one of the swinging dicks. Hurry duck so he doesn't see us."
by Mrs. I February 19, 2006
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swinging

the way you feel about someone , love basically, head over heels, from the song by mint condition, also the feelin you have when you actually make love with someone...and its how its supposed to be.., that story book type stuff
you send me swinging
by lilmama413 September 27, 2006
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Swinging dick

An adult male who has passed puberty, thus has a "swinging dick." Typically used with a negative connotation.
Dude #1: God, we need some girls at this party. All I see are a bunch of swinging dicks!

Dude #2: I know, why don't we call your sister...Just kidding!
by Whatnameisnttaken June 21, 2008
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swinging monkeys

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.
"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"
by TuBsy February 16, 2005
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singing in the rain

When a group of three to five individuals jump someone, knock them down, and proceed to violently kick them in the ribs and face repeatedly (usually with steel-toed or reinforced toe boots). Usually done while belting out lines from the popular song, "Singing In The Rain". Inspired by Stanley Kubrick's film A Clockwork Orange.
Let's take down Jake tonight. That motherfucker, we'll be singing in the rain over his ass!
by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005
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swinging buddies.

were two people of different sex with sexual attraction go on the swings and swing until their hearts content.
"dude, i am hanging with my swinging buddy today!"
"nice man your totally gunna get laid! you two are the best swinging buddies. fo sho."
by pj&jelly. April 7, 2009
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slinging a deuce

The act of taking a dump. Comes from the phrase "number 2" hence the term deuce.
That guy is such a tard that he takes his laptop with him while he's slinging a deuce.
by CalStabn September 22, 2005
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