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Knob snatching

"Knob snatching is a old art, once used to pleasure eachother, one another's partners would pull eachothers dicks, preferably the tip and this has to be a gay couple, in return, they pull until one gives up, although some may not accept this defeat, resulting in there dick being pulled off"
“They were Knob Snatching so hard they’re dicks fell off” said the professor teaching the lecture
by Autisticgorilla420 February 5, 2024
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Shamokin Schoching

When a man sucks on external hemroids while making the sound of a piglet sucking it's mother's tit
A guy at work gave a lot lizard a Shamokin Schoching and she gave him back his money
by SCICT November 26, 2024
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Stu Staching

The act of drinking milk so enthusiastically and with such unbridled joy that a thick, white mustache is not just formed—it becomes a statement. This advanced life technique is practiced by only the chillest of milk enthusiasts, who can casually flex their dairy dominance while maintaining an aura of shy wholesomeness. A true Stu Stacher is a rare breed: humble, yet unshakably confident in their ability to wield lactose as both nourishment and lifestyle.

Key Components of Stu Staching:

The Mustache: It’s not just milk residue; it’s a badge of honor. The thicker and whiter, the better. Bonus points for symmetry.
The Vibe: Remain utterly unbothered. Stu Staching is about creating an air of zen-like calm while everyone else wonders how you’re making milk look so cool.
The Ritual: Milk is never just drunk—it’s savored. The glass is lifted with reverence, and the mustache is achieved with precision.
Legend has it:
Masters of Stu Staching can attract herds of cows with a single sip, and their milk mustaches are rumored to have mystical properties. Some say they can calm storms and silence crying babies with a mere glance.
“Did you see him at the party? He wasn’t even trying to show off, just Stu Staching with his milk like he was born to do it.”
“I tried Stu Staching last night, but all I got was a blotchy milk smear. Truly, it’s an art form.”
Warning: Attempting to Stu Stache without proper chill levels may result in spillage, awkward milk stains, and severe embarrassment. Proceed with caution and respect the milk.
by sitsinfrontofZman December 18, 2024
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Bored Searching

The Act of being so bored that you search up the most random things or tutorials on how to do the most random shit
Brian grew so bored playing football with the boys that he went home to try and see what's on netflix only for there to be nothing good so he grew so bored he was bored searching. he searched up out of boredom "how to eat butter with a shovel"
by peptobismoladdict June 10, 2025
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sole-searching

Refers to where a cute chick playfully buries her cute feet in da sand in a giggling "playing hard to get" gesture, and so you hafta "go treasure-hunting" --- i.e., seekingly burrowing in said pulverized-rock medium --- in order to find her lovely warm lower extremities so dat you can savoringly cradle and massage them.
Tiffany always makes me do some major "sole-searching" whenever I wanna rub her feet, but this only makes my eventual success at gaining access to said precious shapely velvety tootsies seem all da sweeter.
by QuacksO August 21, 2025
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South side scalping

When you’re fucking a girl and her wig/weave falls out.
I went down to the heights and gave this bitch a south side scalping.
by Southsidezach April 3, 2022
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why am i searching this up

because you wanted to lol
why am i searching this up -me, 2 seconds ago
by urban.ass March 2, 2024
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