flashy salmon

A sexual act in which the male buys a fresh salmon from a local market and extracts the Omega 3 oil from the fish using various dental tools. He then uses an eyedropper to insert the oil down his urethra so when his partner catches his meat, he/she will be enriched with refined nutrients.

Hey Jessica, are you on a diet? Swallow this flashy salmon and you'll be gettin nutrients and shit!

by Pussy M0nster August 30, 2015

Dirty Symone

When a girl is extremely horny and performs sexual acts on her period.

Jim: I heard Becky pulled a Dirty Symone with Bob this weekend
Larry: Damn bro, idk rather to feel good for bad for Bob.

by JacobL#86 May 14, 2020

salmon canyon

British slang term for vagina.

Sickening... I can smell that girl's salmon canyon from here...doesn't she wash??

by Brad June 11, 2006

salmon slapper

When your fucking a female with a very loose vagina, and you start eating her out. Her vagina is so loose that it all falls out and slaps you right in the face.

Wow, that chicks vagina was so loose that i never even got to fuck her. She gave me a salmon slapper 2 minutes into when i was eating her out.

by GMoneySagHairs January 28, 2008

Saimon

If your name is Saimon your gay. His brother is handsome named Sebastian. Saimon mostly cries if he loses on any game or other arguments .

Sebastian: I bet I can beat you in Fortnite!

Saimon: Bet:
*Sebastian claps Saimon*
Saimon: *Crying and Raging*

by Sebastian Haley December 11, 2019

salmon scented semen sucker

euphemism for a woman's vagina

Me and my crew ran a train on Keisha's salmon scented semen sucker all night. Next morning, we all stunk like Chinatown during a heatwave.

by Mac Grayson June 28, 2007

salmon sucking fanny lick

verb. Technique used in tiresome mariage. Couples who find them selves less and less attacted to each other sexually insert a live salmon into their lovers vagina or anus and will proceed to lick the salmon into submission while giving their parter exceptional levels of pleasure.

George: You know Mildred I'm not sure you do it for me anymore.. you know bedroom wise
Mildred: Get the salmon...
George: Of course a salmon sucking fanny lick!! Our mariage is saved!

by Day_tomo November 29, 2007