"I can't believe the questions Josh asked tonight!" - Michelle
"I know! He's such a midnight savage!" - Jonathan
"I know! He's such a midnight savage!" - Jonathan
by J B L January 22, 2016
Being "savage af" means to act like no single shits were given and doing something that dances on the line between cool and incorrect. Doing something "savage af" usually gets recognition.
"During a videogame match"
Player 1: Team, i wish i was playing with terrorist cause they would at least kill somebody
Player 2: Damn, dat is savage af
Player 1: Team, i wish i was playing with terrorist cause they would at least kill somebody
Player 2: Damn, dat is savage af
by jessthebasstard May 10, 2016
A person who insidiously steals your croutons from your ever so delicious Caesar salad. Along with croutons, they also tend to steal those awesome tasty chunks of parmasean. These beings will go to extreme measures just to take your croutons, usually they will stab you with their fork in the process, but the barbaric extremities vary based on who the savage is.
Jimmy: Dude hide your salad right now!
Paul: What why?
Jimmy: Because Kimmy's coming over here!
Paul: I don't--
Jimmy: Hurry up and do it Paul!
Paul: (hides salad) Why?
Jimmy: she's crouton savage. (Lifts sleeve to show scars). That's why.
Paul: is that from a fork?
Paul: What why?
Jimmy: Because Kimmy's coming over here!
Paul: I don't--
Jimmy: Hurry up and do it Paul!
Paul: (hides salad) Why?
Jimmy: she's crouton savage. (Lifts sleeve to show scars). That's why.
Paul: is that from a fork?
by CouldntDecide December 18, 2014
2017 is the year of the savage.
by Sophisticated Savage January 01, 2017
They are fucking savage gods
by Hi 123456788 February 03, 2017