Swamp Donkey

Latin: (Swampus-Donkus)

Swamp Donkey:

A very fat, obese women searching from bar to bar for anyone drunk enough to touch here. She is characterized by a very overgrown, winter busch, 4 bottles of perfume to cover up the cooter-stank, gunts and cankles are also very common in this beast.

Can be found chain smoking and stuffing food in her mouth in between drags. Last one spooted in Hudson WI

I was driving my mom to get some more chew tobacco, when I Swamp Donkey ran out in fron of me and totaled my car!

by The m00z January 11, 2006

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th

Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field

Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!

by IATEASHART June 2, 2023

swamp-ass

A boggy, stinking mess that inhabits ones genital area.

Do you smell that??! Smells like swamp-ass in here!

by Suerte January 2, 2004

swamp dollars

paper currency that is saturated with sweat from being inside your pocket, shoe, or hat during physical activity.

After skating all day, a guy pays for some Arizona at Walgreen's with some swamp dollars.

by Dillon Dillon May 8, 2008

swampdonkey

Woman so ugly you wouldn't touch her with a barge pole strapped to the end of a pole vault pole.

Phil often woke up after a night on the beers finding himself next to a swampdonkey

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

Swamp Anus

When your butt crack gets very sweaty and swampy. Usually on humid summer days. Sometime has some poo mixed in.

Running really gave me a bad case of swamp anus. And i sharted.

by H.R. September 10, 2006

Swampboat

Like motorboating but when you boat in the swamp you encounter mud.

Where one motorboats a ladies breasts, one would swampboat her butt cheeks.

by Smugs McBenzie October 8, 2008