A girl who hangs around in a bar or club who is very average looking or below but good for a shag at closing time if nothing better comes along and you are drunk enough.
Yeah....I thought I was in with that fit one....but she blew me out when I got hammered and couldn't speak properly.....well...my old faithful spud holder came back for a good banging.
by Stinky Pinky Pete October 03, 2019
by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019
Give me a Spud Grunter, you filthy animal!
by dunpass December 17, 2022
The sexual act of shoving a potato in your ass (or another person's ass) and making sure it's no longer visible. Then with all of your (or their) force, shooting it out of your (or their) ass.
by BlackKilo April 26, 2018
The art of being up to the spuds. Originated from the great spudding of Ravernet in the autumn of 2022
by E.Rooney April 28, 2023
The act of a person using a high performance vibrator (Hitachi Magic Wand) on another persons gooch as they hold their buttocks high in the air, all while the giver of the act is using an Orgasmatron head massager on the receiver's head.
1: Did you hear about John getting a Spudding?
2: No, what is it?
1: It's when you hold your ass up, get jabbed with a viber above the balls and have some thing massaging your head.
2: No, what is it?
1: It's when you hold your ass up, get jabbed with a viber above the balls and have some thing massaging your head.
by xSimone April 30, 2023
I AM THE King Of Spuds
by King of spuds September 18, 2019