peel the spud

To beat off. (Masturbate)

I’ll be on Xbox later boys, gonna go peel the spud.

by Shayescosbyshow May 6, 2020

Spud it

To charge forth with no care to the out come.

I was not paying attention to the game and just spud it.

by Neckbeardgamer May 1, 2021

Spud

A thick, firm erection resembling a large, brown russet potato.

Man, Jennifer showed me her asshole last night and it gave me a massive spud!

by youngbono October 1, 2017

spud

the combination of special+ budd

You're my bud, better than that, my spud!

by fionacush12 August 11, 2017

Spud Relief

After drinking or taking drugs, your mouth often goes dry, known as 'spud.' In this situation, a drink is known as 'spud relief' as it helps to solve the problem.

"After that weed i'm in need of some major spud relief!

by bobdoesntknowwhattosay October 14, 2009

Spud

When someone is being a cunt, but you can’t say cunt because you’re in public or some gay shit like that, so you call them a spud

“Mate, stop being a Spud”

by I ❤️ Big Booty Bitches January 2, 2018

Spud Grunter

A sex act in which both of a person's heels are inserted into another's vagina.

Give me a Spud Grunter, you filthy animal!

by dunpass December 16, 2022