Sponge Cum

The volume of water that shoots out of a cup when you force the washing up sponge in too hard.

Why is the kitchen floor wet dear? I've just shot a load of sponge cum everywhere.

by Andrwyn January 22, 2014

Sponge Madison

An effeminate firefighter.

Geno is a real “Sponge Madison”.

by leatherhead303 November 6, 2022

nigerian sponge

A nigerian sponge is a term commonly used to define dickheads who think there better than everybody else, but actually are hipacritical douchebags who sit on there ass all day playing call of duty.

Bob is such a nigerian sponge.

by King dumbass the 4th July 21, 2016

Charming Sponge

A person who does not work and mooches off those around them.

Tina's bf is just a charming sponge.

by Thewafflking August 16, 2016

Sponge bars

Sponge bars are yellow xanax bars typically pressed with 2mg of etizolam or alprazolam. people call them sponge bars cause they look like sponge bob

derrick: im faded off sponge bars

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

Butter Sponges

The last few pieces of popcorn at the bottom of the bowl that sucks up all the buttery goodness.

Jess: Are you done with the popcorn?

Trav: Are you not aware of the butter sponges!

Jess: Sorry I forgot.

Trav: No butter sponges for you!

by h8memucho November 9, 2011

jizzle sponge

A contraceptive sponge used for soaking up jism out of the vaginal crevice.

Damn bitch, that was so much jism that my jizzle sponge won't even soak it up.

by SalinaJones September 9, 2013