Scotchie

A person dwelling in or about the areas of Scotswood, Benwell and Elswick. Visually distinguishable by their fondness for worn out sportwear and Scotchie Bowlers.

Did hear about such-and-such getting their head stovved in?
Aye, but she was a Scotchie Scumbag, so that's one less car getting robbed tonight.

by HRH Prince of Wales December 22, 2010

sochi

1. Ghetto

2. Shambles

3. When conditions are in so terrible that it reminds you of the horrible conditions documented in the photos from the winter olympics in Sochi, Russia.

"I was up in her crib, shit was straight sochi b. No cable, no boxspring, mattress on the floor smh." --@desusnice

by franklinfromcharliebrown February 6, 2014

satch

to satch, ie: to complain or bitch

also can be inserted for any word

hey quit satching me!

satch!

why are you always satching me

by Hunter Ellis June 1, 2005

hop scotch

a sport little girls play but i use it as a connotation of being stupid, random, and a gap filler, i also use it to start a fight with someone (it works lol)

some guy: yo wat the fuk
you: are you tryin to hop scotch you bitch!

by J to THE OHN January 16, 2008

Satch

See Satchmo

Oh stop being such a satch and piss on the electric fence.

by Bent Himself June 15, 2003

smotched

Broken, damaged, screwed, munted, fucked.

The city was smotched by a massive earthquake.

by sticky little fingers July 7, 2011

Scotch Crotch

When one experiences dryness of the vagina after too much drinking, which may prevent intercourse. Female equivalent of Whiskey Dick.

I totally drank so much last night I got a gnarly case of scotch crotch and couldn't get it on with my partner.

by AmazonPigeon September 4, 2011