old people smell

the smell of mold, mildew, and perfume. Usullay found on people 65+

Ewww! I smell old people smell!

by leafinsouthpark June 21, 2006

Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

Do you understand what the I'm saying?

Eddie: She was one ugly biatch. I did not want anything to do with her. Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

Jim: Absolutely.

by e_briz August 6, 2008

Doppler smell

The blast of horrid stink or the entrancing and mysterious smell that accompanies someone as they walk or run past. This is the russian roullette of smells and is normally unavoidable in close social spaces unless one gets really good at holding one's breath just to avoid how smelly that sweaty yoga instructor must've been.

John: Sweet weepin' Jeebus, Karla needs a serious power-washing today. She walked by me near the copier and the doppler smell was so rank it stripped years from my life!

by Owen Kneaux December 1, 2011

You smell what I'm cookin'?

Former wrestler and now actor The Rock coined the phrase "you smell what I am cooking"? when he would try to intimidate his opponent it was his "hook" after talking trash. It can be defined as the following:

1) Do you know my intentions?
2) Do you realize the impact of my actions?
3) Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth
4) Do you smell what I ate recently, as I just farted?

Joe Blow: Hey Joey if you fart again in the car again I'm going to beat you down!

Joey BagOfDoughnuts: Ah I see you smell what I'm cookin'?

Joe Blow: No, but you're going to smell what I'm cooking when i leave you for dead at the next traffic light!

by Don Gesu (Zio Carmine) January 21, 2011

I smell baby shit

"I smell baby shit" is a derogatory insult meant for anybody who whines about anything. It is a reference to a baby crying when it needs its diaper changed.

Tom: "Why can't this place ever get the foam on my coffee just right? I wish the cups were a different color too!"

John: "I smell baby shit."

by BitchassMcGee November 1, 2018

i smell shit face

The face that you make when you smell everything at once. The smell underneath the smell.

Hey Melvin? Why do you have the I smell shit face? Oh nevermind, you smell what we can't.

by #nosekeepers July 18, 2020

Taitt Smell

A horrific stench that only people with toxic masculinity, are racist to Chinese, and hate make a wish foundation kids have. (Noun)

Lent: " Yo that guy's Taitt Smell had gone into overdrive, and smells like rotten pineapples, dude. If you squint, it's like dripping off of him, viscous, white, and slightly translucent."

Dave: "Yeah, that's Taitt man."

Approved by the Taitt Smell Society™
*A horrific stench that only people with toxic masculinity, are racist to Chinese, and hate make a wish foundation kids have.

by TaittSmells September 18, 2021