smea

A commonly used internet chav-speak word it is used to say same but because chavs are fat and stupid they cannot write this.

omfg lol smea rofl .... bare safe blud lmao

by GeoRaf July 7, 2005

smear your gear

Simple phrase for a girl wanting to fuck the shit out of a guy.

Dude, she totally wants to smear your gear!

I'm pretty sure she wants to smear your gear, brah!

by Sean da Paul October 29, 2010

Sheadon

The love of my life, litrally one of the funniest/weirdest people. They are adorable in all ways. Probably gay

"Dude I met this super cute girl!"
"Whats her name?"
"I dont know but it might as well be sheadon"

by King sire ||| April 2, 2021

smeagul

a person who is far cuter and better than Adam from Maroon5.

My boyfriend is a smeagul.

by Norman4211 August 4, 2007

Seadoo

The act of defecating in the ocean to extend your time enjoying the waters and waves.

It took you long enough to get back to the lineup. Sorry, had to seadoo.

by krad June 5, 2013

smear the queer

Well known homophobic recess game in which the person with the ball ("the queer") runs away from everyone else, who do their best to tackle their friend and become the new "queer." Game is known for having a title that rhymes.

It's Fifth Grade, Let's play Smear the Queer!

by T-Dog jenkins February 20, 2005

smean

Acting mean in a funny way that is offense yet funny and doesn't hurt feelings.

Man that guy is great, he is really smean!

by Sean Sharon February 23, 2005