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Purple-headed yogurt slinger

After constant masturbation or jerking off for over six hours because your girlfriend left you for your brother after finding out you have testicular cancer in which all of your cum becomes thick and purple just like your bruised nutsack.
After last night I was stuck with a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Bro I jerked off for so long I had a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
by MayFucker March 26, 2019
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Mario Super Sluggers

The best Mario sports game of all time. Fun story mode with fun puzzles, unlocking characters is actually a thing in this game instead of having the full roster given to you with some DLC characters like in Mario Golf: Super Rush or Tennis Aces, the roster is huge and creative with characters like King K Rool and Toadsworth and even the clone characters are atleast iconic in some way (like Paratroopa/Paragoomba being clones of iconic enemy characters) and aren't just there like Pink Gold Peach was in Mario Kart 8, there are several fun ballparks that each have a day and night version with different gimmicks, the items and star power make for loads of added chaos, there's 3 different control options based on how you feel comfortable playing so you aren't just restricted to one control style, and (most of) the minigames have their own fun twist to them. You can literally be the biggest hater of Baseball, the sport itself, and still enjoy this game. The only worrying thing about this game is how badly modern Nintendo would butcher it if the game came on the switch, especially if you look at how Battle League, Aces, and Super Rush turned out.
Zora: Dude, I literally despise baseball and yet I was playing this one Baseball game on my cousin's Wii and had loads of fun with it.

Sydney: Sounds like you were playing Mario Super Sluggers.
by superbowserfan64 July 30, 2022
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The Louisville Slugger

The Louisville Slugger is when you are railing a bitch from behind, either it be ass sex or vaginal sex, and right before the girl is about to orgasm you pull out your louisville slugger baseball bat and knock the hoe out.
booty, sex, orgasm, baseball, fucking, guck, ass, dick, The Louisville Slugger
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spiggerew

a mix of spic, nigger, and jew
Spiggerew

Used only by the finest asshats in the world
Aiiyo shorty, dat mans a spiggerew

daaaamn, that spiggerews godda fyn behind
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Chum Slinger

Leon was polishing his chum slinger when his mother came into his room with pancakes.
by tunatube August 5, 2008
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