When a woman milkstamps someone by slowly dragging her tits across them rather than striking with her tits.
That waitress gave me a sloppy milkstamp so slow it took 5 minutes for her to drag her tits across my face.
by Jdex August 07, 2010
by danielburton April 09, 2011
by Droc the Bull June 17, 2010
When you take your bitch out to Mexican and she still has jalapeno seeds on her tongue when she give you dome.
Example:
"I knew you shouldn't have gotten the green chili enchiladas. My dick is still burning from that sloppy jalopy. I would have preferred toothy toppy."
"I knew you shouldn't have gotten the green chili enchiladas. My dick is still burning from that sloppy jalopy. I would have preferred toothy toppy."
by UltimateGooby April 23, 2019
When two people are try to get each other off and the first one to get off says, "that was the way it was"
The last time Doocy said "this is huge" was when he and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party, giving each other a sloppy cronkite.
by C-rad Der Blessed January 31, 2007
The poop where your stomach cramps up before it happens. When you go to poop, at first it's like the head of an arrow, it's hard and extremely painful to push out the 2 to 4 solid pieces of feces. After the "dam breaks" A flush of liquid-like poop flies out, thus being the sloppy wooden part of the arrow. So the poop is known as a "Sloppy Arrow"
Dude, I was totally about to get it in when I had really bad stomach cramps! As soon as I felt it, I knew I had a Sloppy Arrow, and I was going to be in the bathroom shitting liquid for hours!
by Bam!Sook2:30 April 19, 2011
When a semi-flaccid penis is flung violently in a whip-like motion towards a women's face or genitals, usually causing semen to become airborne.
"How did your date with Brenda go last night?"
"It was nice, we went to dinner and afterwards I gave her a big fat Sloppy Jack. There was semen everywhere."
"It was nice, we went to dinner and afterwards I gave her a big fat Sloppy Jack. There was semen everywhere."
by cannabis420 March 18, 2015