a sloppy diamond is when the mouth, nipples and penis are stimulated orally nd alternately, usually when the reciepient is blindfolded.
I gave my boyfriend his first experience of a sloppy diamond at the weekend...it must have been good because he came like a train.
by lauren April 21, 2005
Get the sloppy diamondmug. When you get a blowjob when it's not even hard yet; A blowjob on a penis that isn't even erect; Orally stimulating a flaccid phallic member often belonging to a male.
Nick: "Dude I fucked Karen so hard yesterday"
Timmy: "Really?"
Nick: "Yea and when we were done she even gave me a sloppy floppy"
Timmy: "Really?"
Nick: "Yea and when we were done she even gave me a sloppy floppy"
by Shaquille o Zeal April 22, 2017
Get the sloppy floppymug. by Droc the Bull June 19, 2010
Get the sloppy saladmug. When you take your bitch out to Mexican and she still has jalapeno seeds on her tongue when she give you dome.
Example:
"I knew you shouldn't have gotten the green chili enchiladas. My dick is still burning from that sloppy jalopy. I would have preferred toothy toppy."
"I knew you shouldn't have gotten the green chili enchiladas. My dick is still burning from that sloppy jalopy. I would have preferred toothy toppy."
by UltimateGooby April 22, 2019
Get the Sloppy Jalopymug. When two people are try to get each other off and the first one to get off says, "that was the way it was"
The last time Doocy said "this is huge" was when he and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party, giving each other a sloppy cronkite.
by C-rad Der Blessed February 2, 2007
Get the Sloppy Cronkitemug. The poop where your stomach cramps up before it happens. When you go to poop, at first it's like the head of an arrow, it's hard and extremely painful to push out the 2 to 4 solid pieces of feces. After the "dam breaks" A flush of liquid-like poop flies out, thus being the sloppy wooden part of the arrow. So the poop is known as a "Sloppy Arrow"
Dude, I was totally about to get it in when I had really bad stomach cramps! As soon as I felt it, I knew I had a Sloppy Arrow, and I was going to be in the bathroom shitting liquid for hours!
by Bam!Sook2:30 May 10, 2011
Get the Sloppy Arrowmug. When a semi-flaccid penis is flung violently in a whip-like motion towards a women's face or genitals, usually causing semen to become airborne.
"How did your date with Brenda go last night?"
"It was nice, we went to dinner and afterwards I gave her a big fat Sloppy Jack. There was semen everywhere."
"It was nice, we went to dinner and afterwards I gave her a big fat Sloppy Jack. There was semen everywhere."
by cannabis420 March 18, 2015
Get the Sloppy Jackmug.