Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’
This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
by A. Neuman May 24, 2022
Get the Dick Shaped Servicemug. by Quantum Joss March 12, 2019
Get the The Shapemug. Someone who changes their personality based on who they’re with. They usually have lower self-esteem than most people, so their personality varies to seem likeable by many types of people. Everyone does this to an extent, but shape-shifters become completely different people when they change their personality.
Ex: Jeremy is respectful around his family, wild around his close friends, caring and sweet around his crush, and quiet and reserved around people he doesn’t know as well/strangers.
Ex: Jeremy is respectful around his family, wild around his close friends, caring and sweet around his crush, and quiet and reserved around people he doesn’t know as well/strangers.
Person 1: You should have seen my friend Robert at my party yesterday. He took 5 shots and was the center of attention all night,
Person 2: Really? I had to work with him on a project and he was as silent as a mouse. He only talked when he absolutely had to.
Person 1: Robert must be a shape-shifter then. Poor guy.
Person 2: Really? I had to work with him on a project and he was as silent as a mouse. He only talked when he absolutely had to.
Person 1: Robert must be a shape-shifter then. Poor guy.
by FrootyTootyBootyHole December 26, 2019
Get the Shape-shiftermug. by evospeed06 July 8, 2017
Get the Shapesmug. Adjective - Describes something that is off, not quite right, or even unsettling. A situation that is less than ideal or unexpected could be considered “shapes”. Shapes can be used in many different situations and while it generally describes something in a negative way, it is not a hard and fast rule.
I was feeling pretty shapes this morning after that wild party last night.
Wasn’t it shapes when that crack head was laying in that puddle at Walmart singing “Under the Sea”?
The gif of the chicken dancing is shapes.
Wasn’t it shapes when that crack head was laying in that puddle at Walmart singing “Under the Sea”?
The gif of the chicken dancing is shapes.
by Crispy Pop March 30, 2024
Get the Shapesmug.