Self-Wheeling

A girl who is so ridiculously easy to pick-up, it's like thy wheel themselves.

Guy1: I want to talk that girl over but I don't know what to say.
Guy2: Who? Natalie? Don't worry man, she's self-wheeling!

by pudoooser November 30, 2009

self fertilize

when a man cums on himself or when a girl gets wet.

Dude i totally self fertilized when i was masturbating...got all over my stomach.

by penthausssss May 17, 2011

self conditioning

It is developing attitude by awareness and practice to teach self control in negative past habits that cause harm and taking up habits that are more positive and constructive. Effective conditioning brings about changes in your thoughts, feelings, beliefs and behaviors.

Bola practiced self conditioning to become an optimist.

by Flicka06 April 19, 2018

Self Stalk

Repeatedly looking at your own online profile, pictures, and posts.

I am such a self stalker. I look at my own profile much more often than I look at any of my friends' profiles.

by Magicliterati March 10, 2012

Self importing

Making one's self seem much more important than you really are.

Jack is self importing himself to the boss.

by Wumpy December 16, 2011

self-control

something i don't have

guy: "hey you want this totally not drugged drink?"

me who doesn't have any self-control: "yeah why not."

by "totally-real-person" October 24, 2018

Self Invite

Someone who invites themselves to all social events when not initionally invited. They show up without notice and overstay their welcome. Otherwise known as a "Reece"

Damn that Reece invites himself everywhere! Such a Self Invite!

Reece turned up to my house without notice last night. CREEPY!!

by sprinkleoffairydust January 25, 2016