seamster

A sexual act in which the "male" party is SO HORNY, he must rip the pants of the "female" party at the seams and insert his masculinity.

"HOLY SHIT! Did John just give Mary a seamster?" "Uh...Yeah."

by Cooter the Deer July 30, 2006

Google her with my safe search off

used to denote to others that you find a girl attractive and would therefore like to see her in her underwear or naked.

Friend: Check her out shes fit eh?
You: I'd like to google her with my safe search off!

by The Honey Badger December 20, 2010

donkey's ears

1. This is an example of an expression that has altered its spelling over time. "Not for donkey's ears" means not for a very long time and refers to the length of a donkey's ears. However, they gradually stretched from the "donkey" and turned "ears" into "years". The meaning of the expression is the same, if it does make rather less sense than the original.

2. Because donkeys tend to plod along slowly, they take a long time to complete a task or journey. Therefore, a donkey year takes a long time to elapse.

I haven't heard that one for donkey's ears.

by Osmium November 10, 2008

search

an endless conquest for something more than you have.

i am on an endless search for love

by beingdevious August 30, 2005

Sarsaparilla

A person that does not drink alcoholic beverages.

Bill: Hey, it's beer O'clock and I'm knackered. Lets go get a drink.
Jim: Sorry mate, I don't drink.
Bill: OK, maybe next time.

... later
Bill: Hey Bruce, that new bloke at work.. Jim .. did you know he is a sarsaparilla?
Bruce: Really? Man, that is so weak.

by kerneld August 6, 2009

sear

serious

Are you sear?

by jmasterboog May 10, 2003

search and destroy

The act of looking up pornographic content and clearing your browsing history afterwards instead of opening a private window. Utilized by technologically illiterate fuckboys trying to jack off.

That fag Jake probably deletes his browsing history after jacking off. Playing a game of search and destroy, what a fag.

It's the 21st century fag, you don't have to search and destroy anymore.

by Inumeration May 28, 2017