Sarsaparilla 

A person that does not drink alcoholic beverages.

Bill: Hey, it's beer O'clock and I'm knackered. Lets go get a drink.
Jim: Sorry mate, I don't drink.
Bill: OK, maybe next time.

... later
Bill: Hey Bruce, that new bloke at work.. Jim .. did you know he is a sarsaparilla?
Bruce: Really? Man, that is so weak.

Sarsaparilla by kerneld August 6, 2009

Sarsaparilla 

old man root beer but not creepy old man root beer

HEY SON GIVE ME SOME OF THAT SARSAPARILLA

Sarsaparilla by beeop boop bop hawyee September 13, 2019

sarsaparilla 

When an athlete who loses a competition in his select sport, (such as a tennis match) reaches into his pants and smothers his hand with his ball sweat (without being noticed) and shakes the other competitors hand.

Yo I gave that guy a sarsaparilla because I lost.

sarsaparilla by [KiG] Sticks May 1, 2006

sarsaparilla circus 

When two men are showering together and a third man is in the same bathroom, taking a hot shit.

"Chad and Aric were showering together but Brian needed to use the bathroom to pinch a steamy loaf. He didn't even wait for them to finish before he barged in and starting dropping one in the shitter! It was sarsaparilla circus!"

sarsaparilla circus by SquintyJones September 6, 2017

hey say sarsaparilla  

The most delicious sarsaparilla drink in existence. Made in China. Ten times more delicious than American "Root beer."

Hey Say sarsaparilla drink is the shit!

hey say sarsaparilla by Samui Kitsune December 30, 2007

sasparilla

Someone possessing extreme sass. To be sassy.

"Calm down sasparilla."
or
"Alison is being a sasparilla."

sasparilla by pseudonymunicorn May 1, 2010

sasparilla

sasparilla : (1) Equivalent to being an idiot, a mentally slow, ugly as hell, fat as a whale, or anything to an extreme of an insult. (2) extremely savage, being strong or unstoppable.

(1) im going to kill you, you sasparilla.

(2) nigga im a sasparilla, i eat babies.

sasparilla by Micah Mayne February 29, 2008