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Salsa Bath

Noun, Verb, Adjective, etc.

Widely usable and applicable, the term Salsa Bath has not but one definition, but rather, defines itself based on contextual implications.

More specifically, salsa bath is an expression of shock, dismay, disbelief, excitement, horror, disgust, interest, boredom, exhaustion, enthusiasm, enlightenment, animosity, arousal, beguilement, satisfaction, outrage, and/or commitment.

This list could continue into infinity, as various uses of the term present themselves in the contextually relevant metaverse.
"I got a real salsa bath at the book store this semester."

"That concert last night was one hell of a salsa bath!"

"Dude, have you seen her in a bathing suit? Salsa bath!!"

"That guy is a total jerk; his whole life is one big salsa bath."

"Took a shower this morning... salsa bath!"

Person 1: "Want to come to the Devo concert tonight?"
Person 2: "Can't, have to work until 3 am."
Person 1: "Ahh, salsa bath."

"I can't believe the NDAA, what a salsa bath!"

"The Occupy Movement took a real salsa bath this winter."

Person 1: "Dude, I'm actually going to fill a claw-foot tub with Pace Picante this weekend and take a fucking salsa bath!"
Person 2: "Alright, salsa bath!"

Person 1: "Did you hear? The federal government now has the power to incarcerate any individual indefinitely without trial."
Person 2: "Salsa... Bath..."

"My English class this semester is a real salsa bath."

"I'm thinking about coming by your studio and checking out your little salsa bath project."

Person 1: "Dude, this place wreaks of milk soda."
Person 2: "Salsa bath?"

"Last night I finally got lucky with Tiffany... Salsa bath."

Person 1: "Dude, Frank slept with my girlfriend, Tiffany!"
Person 2: "Aww man, salsa bath!"
Person 1: "Yeah, he's gonna get a fucking salsa bath to the face next time I see him."

Buddha: "A jug fills drop by drop."
Disciple: "Salsa Bath."

"Sometimes life just seems like one salsa bath after another."

"The federal government is just one, big salsa bath."
by Triivlerackasaurus Rex February 7, 2012
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Salsalito

Nickname for Victor Cruz, football player for the New York Giants. Cruz is known for doing the salsa in the end zone when he scores a touchdown.
"Ahh, Victor, my little salsalito!"
by JPizzy January 22, 2013
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Salsa boy

A guy who likes to chug salsa when ever he can. When not chugging salsa he will usualy start singing a salsa song while throwing salsa at people.
Hay salsa boy got enough salsa their
by Xxx_Sterben_xxX May 15, 2016
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salsawit

Salsawit is a queen, she is different from all the girls you ever been with very loyal and very beautiful she is nice, caring and loveing. Salsawit has a big heart even thou it's hard for her to tell how she feels about you. She will love the hell outta you. Salsawit love helping people.she is a hard working girl a lot to the thing she put her mind too. Salsawit could be stubborn sometimes.
Salsawit a freak.?

Where can I get Salsawit .?
by Don't say my name April 24, 2017
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seal boy

A seal boy is someone who loves seals as their chubby children and minions.
Bob: “Did you hear about the seal boy, Hayden?”
Tom: “No, why?”
Bob: “Apparently, he’s a furry in denial. His fursona is a seal.”
by CornSnek October 15, 2019
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Sals

an amazing and a lovable person you can meet anywhere, they might act rude but don't take it to heart, they're only joking
sals is so rude omfg, sals definitely loves me
by lenalena5 May 7, 2020
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salsbee

She's nicer that you. typically loves we bare bears, and is obsessed with cats. She has the best smile, and voice and she will make everyone happy. She is shy sometimes but that's Salsbee for you.
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen Salsbee?
Guy2: No-
Guy1: OMG she's is literally the best!
by UWUartboi November 10, 2020
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