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Salmon Cowbell

Have you seen Salmon Cowbell on AGT last time?
by ilikecarrots28 May 14, 2022
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Salma

Hey,
It’s me.
I’m writing this cause I want to talk to you, talk to me. Talk to myself. So here I am. Writing on urban dictionary. So tell me.
How do I get over regrets? You see I could wish I never lied and just told the truth, but how do you tell the truth when the truth is worse then the lie. In a situation like that I should have just not said anything. I should have not gotten anyone involved. I don’t know why I did. I think about it from time to time. I think I was just alone.
But here I am alone again. I have all these friends but no one really knows me.

I want to be an open book, maybe I can’t be now but one day I might just be. It’s the only thing that keeps me going I’m just scared, scared if I’m wrong.

I don't always feel like this, I distract myself with going out with friends, working, going shopping, studying but I can’t always distract myself cause sometimes I just run out of things to do.
Thank you.
Salma: Ik I got this but I just need to get my life together, and move out. Then I will be finally content.
by secreteeeeeeeeeeeehuman August 10, 2022
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sockeye salmon

very similiar to the flailing salmon but the sex is anal rather than vaginal.
After years of perfecting the Flailing Salmon, Jim finally got up enough nerve to try the Sockeye Salmon. He dropped more loads than UPS.
by feeldasteel October 14, 2008
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Mushroom Salesman

A fine gentleman who sells mushrooms. Generally involved in zinging others.
by Zapot April 4, 2010
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Awkward Salmon

Similar to the popular term "Happy salmon" the Awkward salmon is the act of placing your hand between another individual's legs and just holding it there without moving your hand back and forth in the happy salmon motion. The Awkward Salmon quickly escalates the awkwardness level of the happy salmon.
"Dude, he totally just gave me the awkward salmon, wasn't even the happy one...just straight up, awkward."
by allie7715 October 13, 2014
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Sneaky Salmon

The action of sneaking up behind an unsuspecting individual and then inserting one hand between that person's knees and then slapping the insides of their legs while traveling upwards, mimicking a salmon swimming upstream.
Hey bro, can you video this dudes face while I dish him up a sneaky salmon.
by Fat2Flat April 23, 2017
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Aggressive salmon

When a man or woman gets slapped across the face with another mans limp penis like a hungry bear does during a salmon spawning feeding frenzy
She really wanted round two last night, but I had to unleash the aggressive salmon
by Battered July 8, 2017
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