ripped dick

When you try to go in dry, but the hole is too tight, causing a painful sensation like the skin being ripped off the penis.

I tried to go in dry, but ended up with a ripped dick.

by Flapjack McGee March 7, 2016

Ripened Sailboat

When one sneaks onto one of their friends boats, and proceed to wipe their ass all over the sail and/or deck

You hear about what happened in the port? Someone got a ripened sailboat.

by GasMaskOverdrive March 10, 2017

girl-ripped

this is a description of a girl who is unusually strong for her sex but does not have huge bulging muscles, usually from spending time casually lifting weights in a gym.

"Whoa did you see what that girl just power-cleaned? She doesn't look big enough to be lifting that much!"

"Oh, that's just one of the trackies. They're all super girl-ripped."

by JumboTrackie November 11, 2009

monkey raped

When a party of African Americans stiff a server

Server 1: How did that 10 top of Canadians treat you?

Server 2: They asked for extra bread 3 times. They only had apps. They all drank water like they were stranded in a desert. Stayed for 3 hours after they were done eating. Separate checks. Half of them didn't tip. The other half left less than 10%

Server 1: Ouch! You just got monkey raped.

by DamnCanadian July 27, 2011

Face raped

Making out for more than five minutes to the point where your lips get chapped.

Boy Alex face raped girl Alex when they hung out.

by Sophia1815 November 20, 2018

Right rack ripped

Getting extremly drunk

Ah ya, me and Deaner are gonna get right rack ripped on Pilsner tonight!!

by Metalazfuck October 2, 2010

ripe for the picking

A single person who is available to date.

Don't be hitting on Marsha, man, she's ripe for the pickin' but you ain't no farmer!

by Mallory December 20, 2004