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An evil, self-centered, homophobic, criminal, greedy, tyrannical, un-educated, red state, dumb-ass, NASCAR-watching, backward-ass, christian, redneck, hypocritical fear-monger that opposes abortion, stem-cell research, gay rights, evolution, and basic human logic, while cheering loudly over war of all kinds, thriving on torture, stripping populations of civil rights, practicing closeted gay sex with adolescents, and making policy dicisions based solely on profit and and greed and wrapping it all in a cloak of "morality" and "family values".
Republican thought is the real terrorism.

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Jesus was definitely NOT a Republican.
by Byll O'Rylley November 7, 2006
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Ridin' Republican

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v. To Drive/Ride around in an automobile with the windows down and the Air Contitioner running full blast.
There's nothing on a hot summer day like taking the old gas guzzler out and ridin' republican.
by Technicolour Dingleberrie September 8, 2008
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Republican

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In some quarters, Republican has become a dirty word.
by jesster79 August 15, 2006
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A "Republican Kamikaze" is a person that thinks Humans have (ZERO) impact on the Earth, and that even if Humans did damage something; God would wave his magic hands and fix our mistakes. So people with this mindset have no limitations on doing things that may have a Negative impact on Everyone/Everything else (Over-Breeding, Over-Consuming, Over-Polluting, Wars, Segregation, Religious-Fanatics, Ect). The term "Kamikaze" is taken from the Kamikaze Japanese Fighter-Pilots that would purposely crash their plans into American/Allied Navel vessels during World War II. The Pilots would do this in the hopes that their actions would create massive Death & Destruction to enemy forces; even though the Pilots would also die in the process. The term "Republican" is used, because the core of Republican ideals is based on being Conservative (AKA Ignorant), and being Conservative literally means "Opposed To Change Or Innovation). This Ignorance combined with their warped Religious views; creates an attitude wherein a person doesn't see a potential (FUTURE) consequence, from their (CURRENT) shortsighted actions. But technically not all Republican's have this way of viewing the world;. So a Republican Kamikaze is more of a Stereotype term that can be applied to (ANYONE) with this way of thinking.
(MAN 1) My Wife And I Are Thinking About Having A Child. (MAN 2) Really? That's good. Is this your first child? (MAN 1) No, I have 10 kids already. (MAN 2) What? If You Already Have 10 Kids, Then Why Do You Want More? (MAN 1) Well, I Have Always Wanted 20 Kids. (MAN 2) Why Though? The World Doesn't Even Have Enough Resources For The Population That Already Exists Right Now. So Every Additional Child You Have Puts Your Other Children's futures in jeopardy. (MAN 1) Yeah Right! God Says In the Bible To Keep Creating More Humans; So He Will Always Take Care Of Us. (MAN 2) Dude; What If The Bible Is Wrong? The Universe Is Giant And We May Have Been Forgotten About A Lot Time Ago. We May Be The Kids Left Alone In The Candy Store; With No Parents To Come Rescue Us If We Eat Too Much Candy. (MAN 1) Your Crazy! Humans Don't Have That Much Of An Impact! And If We Need More Resources; We Can Just Take Them From Another County! (MAN 2) No, You Are The Crazy One! Your A Republican Kamikaze Who's Ignorant Views Could Cause Everything On Earth To Die! (MAN 1) Well I Have The Right To Do What I Want, And You Can't Stop Me! People Have Something Called "Rights"; As Long As They Aren't Gay, Female, Ethnic, Poor, Non-Religious Or Anything Else That Is different. (MAN 2) Were Doomed......
by the2ndflood July 7, 2010
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Republican

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1. Someone who has been beaten down and abused for so long that he begins to believe that he deserves no help from his fellow man. Someone living a hard life who has been fooled into thinking that it's an honest, noble living. Someone who doesn't care that under Democratic presidents, he has more money in his pocket and his kids can eat, because he likes suffering.

2. The greedy bastards who take advantage of said idiots by providing them with no education and then using their stupidity against them.

3. Middle class white men who pretend that they benefit from republican policies even when said policies are raping them in the ass.
Republicans own all the wealth and keep others poor so they don't expect to have a better life and thus vote republican.
by Bush Hater March 17, 2005
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Republican Neck

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An uncharacteristically thick, rigid and poised neck of a white American male, semi-choked by the shirt and tie around it. His attire and associated demeanor clearly mark a proud Republican. A certain stiffness undoubtedly implied.
1) Check out Repbulican Neck in the last row!

2) Dude, that guy's got the worst case of Republican Neck I've ever seen.
by soapskills August 8, 2008
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republican nazi

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A member of the American Republican Party who acts like the Nazis of Germany during the 1930s and 1940s. A person who seeks to overthrow our democracy here at home and replace it with a dicatorship similar to the one that Adolf Hitler installed in Germany many years ago.
George W. Bush is a perfect example of a Republican Nazi
by jesster79 December 2, 2005
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