release the cracken

shouted when you see a woman's crotch when she's not wearing underwear with her miniskirt while sitting down.

Inspired by the quote from the movie Clash of the Titans.

"Oh my God! That chick over there is totally flashing her roast beef to the world! RELEASE THE CRACKEN!"

by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008

released

Released is the alias of a professional online gamer who is considered a death-dealing anomaly who sacrifices all moral decency to completely dominate, humiliate, and devastate all opponents. Also know as The Great Released, he can only be summarized as pure ownage. Using immense gaming knowledge, strategies, and skills, Released utterly destroys all online gaming pleasure his opponents once had, or dreamt of having.

I just got fucking owned by Released.

by Hlavsa December 12, 2008

Release the bees.

To throw up violently.

Dinner was fine untill Edward had to much to drink and released a swarm of bees.

by The Strikes of Good Fortune July 11, 2003

free fall release

when you ejaculate mid-air

I was looking down a girl's shirt from a balcony. I leaned over the rail, fell off, and performed a free fall release. It was the greatest moment of my life.

by -Tim- April 22, 2006

Release the Hounds

To ejaculate and shit at the same time.

She said it was cool if I release the hounds on her.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Release the Kraken

To party excessively hard, generally involving the consumption of Kraken dark spiced rum, so that the ensuing photographs could legally constitute a form of blackmail.

"Man, we released the Kraken so bad that weekend. Jay was wearing a fairy costume and running around with his wang out, and Brian passed out in the outhouse. God, we were a bunch of fucking drunks."
(Release the Kraken)

by AndBaconStripsAndBaconStrips August 22, 2011

catch and release

Flirting during a conversation or even a date in a very forward manner, creating the impression of a strong sexual interest, with no intention of actually following through.

I don't like the term cock teasing. I prefer to think of it as 'catch and release'.

by Arcadia Berger December 7, 2006