Racoon

* A type of woman similar to a Cougar. the difference between the two is the cougar will pick out the best. the Racoon will seek her male from the pile the cougar rejected.

Dude A: thats a cougar, see how aggressive she is.
Dude A: and that in the corner is the racoon waiting in to get her share after wards
Dude B: and whats that over there ?
Dude A: something completely different. A jackal

by Theamazinggeek February 1, 2015

racoon goggles

when you cum around a chicks eyes so she looks like a racoon.

Damn I want to give that girl a nice pair of racoon goggles.

by Rhiannon December 4, 2003

Raccoon

The act of punching a girl while doing a cum shot. She gets a black eye along with cum on her face and neck.

Dan: Why does your girlfriend have a black eye?
Jeff: I gave her a nasty raccoon last night.

by explicit56 January 20, 2009

raccoon titty

A state of having undead saggy breasts.

Has she got 2 sets of kneecaps?

No, she's got a bad case of raccoon titty.

by geezerdk January 8, 2012

Raccoon

Someone who is loud and annoying at first. Also known as Tommyinnit.

Tubbo: “Tommy you’re a raccoon! ”

by Dabee❤️ February 18, 2022

reverse raccoon

When you put your trash in a neighbor's trash can instead of your own.

Because Racoons normally take garbage OUT of trash cans, so the act of putting trash IN a can is the reverse.

Gal: "No room, our trash can is full."

Dude: "No worries, I'll just reverse raccoon it."

by pchops October 24, 2011

Raccoon Mayonnaise

A hypothetical topping to be put on something for motivational purposes. Also can be used to describe toughness.

Let's spread some raccoon mayonnaise on it and win this one!

DETROIT RACCOON MAYONNAISE!

If you had half the raccoon mayonnaise Johnson does you'd be an All-American.

by Dnaught14 February 4, 2010