Rub Smucker

Very gay person, who is obviously hiding their homosexuality. Originated from Vermillion Ohio but now sees widespread use in Ohio and West Virginia.

Wow, that guy was a rub smucker!

by Jon Holtkampf October 22, 2014

Dry Rub

A wank with no lube.

God I ran out of lube the other day, had to dry rub it

by Belvis Parsley February 20, 2020

Knee-rubbing

When you touch your knee, with their knee, so they get attracted to you.

Barbara: Stop Knee-rubbing me.
Robert: What? I'm not knee-rubbing you. What are you talking about?

by Rodopabapbop March 09, 2020

Dirty Rubs

A whole lot of friction down there. Also known as outercourse.

See also Rubs Merchant

Alastair loves to welsome new friends by giving them dirty rubs.

by Alastair February 25, 2004

E-Rub

Wanking off to electronic pictures or porn.

Snapchat is great for an e-rub.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

cum rub

The process of rubbing loads of cum onto one's body and taking pleasure in the act.

After the fantastic gangbang last night I gave myself a good cum rub because semen is a terrible thing to waste.

by lalaloveless August 20, 2018

gummy rub

A 'gummy rub' is when a (usually old) lady or gentleman removes his or her false teeth and gives a (usually younger) gentleman oral pleasure.

This phrase could idealy be used in the following situations -
'What did you get up to last night Charles?'
'ah, not much - me old land lady came round and gave me a gummy rub... not bad for a pensioner!'
Or -
'alright luv, fancy giving me a gummy rub?'
or -
'I gave this youngster a 'gummy rub' last night but he was really small, not really worth it!'

by PinkNicky May 19, 2007